A coat of arms is supposed to be a representation of who you are and what some of your interests may be, emblazoned on a shield that is meant to identify you on the battlefield. If Homer Simpson lived in medieval times, his coat of arms might feature something like that depicted on these Homer Simpson Crest Cufflinks. Featuring a standard shield separated into Homer’s three chief interests, beer, TV, and donuts, there’s no little doubt anyone would mistake Homer for anyone else unless they had trouble seeing. One of the other purposes of the coat of arms is to inform others on how important they are, how, as nobility, they shouldn’t be killed in combat, but rather captured if at all possible so to be ransomed. What might be gotten for Homer’s ransom is anyone’s guess, but these funny cufflinks will sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face when they take a closer look at them. Silver cufflinks allow the professional or formally dressed gentleman the opportunity to express himself in a variety of ways, and it doesn’t hurt to show off a sense of humor from time to time. The Simpsons are now a classic American icon and Homer is the classic icon of the man who, if he had his way, would eat, drink, and watch TV all day long every day for the rest of his life, and that’s a pretty universal motif that men around the world share. Some might like to be a suicide bomber, but for Homer that’d get in the way of beer and TV.
Homer’s Coat of Arms?